I was born in 1972 in Richmond Indiana.
My first kiss (that I remember) was with Pamela Ralston on the way home from a Christmas Party put on by my Orthodontist.
My first pet(s) were two goldfish I won at the school carnival. I named them Duke and Chumley. I think they lived for 3 days.
My first job was delivering the Graphic, a local newspaper. My first real job was working at TCBY yogurt.
I love Pizza and McDonalds.
I love my awesome wife – René. She puts up with me and accepts me for the freak that I am.
Now that we have the important stuff out of the way….here are a few more tidbits about me:
I think I have sexy feet….but no-one ever sees them.
I have the ability to eat 5 times the suggested serving size of most food.
I am really good at organizing stuff, even when it’s not my stuff
I can fold my tongue over backwards
I have been told I do a great impersonation of Yoda and Fozzie Bear – not at the same time though – that would sound like Chewbacca
I have mastered 130 levels of Candy Crush
I have the entire McDonalds Menu Board memorized
Encountered and had interactions with a ghost/spirit – not sure which
I can juggle for 4 seconds straight
Angry Birds don’t scare me
I once hit on Mary Poppins while on my Honeymoon to Disney
I have been known to play well with others, as long as they let me win
Once played Rock Paper Scissors with myself for over an hour